The Ages of Man (or: Today's Forecast)

Beneath "Today's Forecast" on Weather.Com:


"Provided by NBC New York. Today's Top Picks:

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The age of iron. The age of gold. The age of tigers herded by cute dogs.

Our age.

Cute dogs bonnes bouches for tigers. Per amusare la bocca. Preventative pet care tip: When in the vicinity of tigers....

Tigers of genius. Horses of instruction. Canines of nutrition. Cute dogs, both cuddlesome and edible. Mastication. Deglutition. Absorption. Amusing, tasty and clever. “My, but that tastes clever” prattles an English toff. We are the clever animals. Your brother, your sister, your mother. Ajax, Skipper and Tramp.

Frisky. Lovable. Consummate tiger-wranglers, all.

The next age: the age that devours its pets.